Who are we?
We make custom art designs for T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and other apparel. We definitely don’t have any connections to a secret occult magic cabal who use their powers to create apparel for us. Definitely not.
What's our goal?
At Pridwen we have two goals. The first is to get our art out there into the world. We appreciate original art and think it’s a great way to showcase it by printing it on apparel. Our second goal is to push our Triple Win model with our charity collections. When you buy a piece from any of our charity collections, a portion of the profits are donated towards the relevant charity. That way it’s a Triple Win as We get a sale, the Charity gets a donation, and You get a T-shirt that’s not only an awesome design, but everytime you wear it you’ll know that buying that T-shirt helped towards a good cause.
What's the deal with our website?
We don’t know what you’re talking about. We’re just a normal clothing apparel store with an online prescence and we definitely don’t have any influence from outside forces that may happen to be an ancient arcane group.
Why do you keep bringing up secret magic organisations?
Who’s bringing up secret magic organisations? We’re not bringing up secret magic organisations! You’re bringing up secret magic organisations! We don’t even know of that many secret magic organisations, none of which definitely are involved in our practices.
I'm quite worried about the secret magic organisation thing.
Listen. Don’t worry about anything. There’s nothing to worry about at all. This website isn’t anything other than a nice place for some awesome apparel designs, okay? That’s all. There’s no secret underground ancient society that’s influencing behind the scenes, waiting for their perfect time to strike back and reintroduce themselves into society after approximately five hundred years of hiding and planning, during which time they have people in all corners of the world ready to act based on a single worded coded message. Not at all.
Well, if you say so.
Great. We’re glad that that’s cleared up. Don’t look into this further. We’ll know. Also, don’t ask how we’ll know, and we’ll know if you ask how we know. Great. Okay. Cool.
